Anonymous said: Your rant posts are reminding me of how much I crack up when I re-watch those scenes from TA where Tony keeps making old man jokes, because I can't take my eyes off of his goddamn crow's feet. I really don't get the "Tony's so young" based posts. He's literally old enough to be 95% of this fandoms' father.
"I’m not afraid to hit an old man" and steve’s just like
Someone asked RDJ how he looks so good (“at his age” implied) and he answered, “Clean living.”
Title: Hell Yeah
Summary: Tony Stark showed up in Steve Rogers’ hospital room with a get-well bouquet and an ulterior motive.
When Tony Stark met Sam Wilson for the first time, he offered his hand, shook firmly, and said, “So that was you.”
"On the carriers? Yeah man, kind of hard to miss," Sam replied.
"Not what I meant," Tony said, beaming wide and pleased. Sam had heard about his infamous charisma; you hear about how certain people just switch it on. He’d have been more awed by it if he hadn’t spent the last few days with Steve Rogers, but it was still impressive. Having all that Stark focused on him was amazing and a little disconcerting.
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
We can confirm that this is 100% accurate.